Masturbation Month (Its still May right?)

Yesterday afternoon, when the sun was high in the sky, I had my lunch, a nap, a short masturbate and a long walk. All of which I thoroughly enjoyed. Would I have gleaned more enjoyment from my walk if I had missed out the pre-pedestrian play in my pants? I have no idea. let me know if you have any experience in this matter.

You didn’t think I could let the entire month of may go by without a mention of international masturbation month did you? A celebration of wankers!

Who decided we should celebrate masturbation during the month of May? It Was the toy company Good Vibrations. But before you get up in arms about it being a commercialized holiday invented by ‘hallmark’ to sell more ‘cards’ you should know what inspired it. In 1994 the US Surgeon General  Dr Jocelyn Elders  was forced to resign after expressing her expert opinion about the AIDS epidemic. She was asked directly what she thought about;

“a more explicit discussion and promotion of masturbation” As a means to limit the spread of the virus.

To which she replied;

(I am) “a very strong advocate” of teaching sex education in schools “at a very early age.”

“As per your specific question in regard to masturbation,” Dr. Elders said, “I think that is something that is a part of human sexuality and it’s a part of something that perhaps should be taught. But we’ve not even taught our children the very basics.”

This was just too much and she was forced to resign. It was the straw that broke the camels back. What were the other straws you ask? She had spoken of potentially distributing contraceptives in public schools and she was open to studying the legalization of drugs. She was a progressive woman, far ahead of her time.


Now a discussion on masturbation. In the space I occupy, getting oneself off is pretty much unanimously accepted as a good thing. Me and many other adult workers, video makers, cam girls phonesex operators make a living encouraging people to do it. Aside from that I found this enlightening information about masturbation on the NHS website:

“Apart from the pleasure it gives, masturbating can help you learn what you like and don’t like sexually. Men can also use masturbation to learn how to control their orgasms, while women can find out what helps them to achieve an orgasm. Many couples masturbate together and find it a very enjoyable part of their relationship. Other people don’t and that’s fine: it’s a personal choice”

Did you need a doctor to tell you that?

Despite this evidence in praise of bashing ones bishop, there is another view point (as with any subject) there is resistance from religious groups, though that’s not what interests me today. I speak of the no-fap movement. (Search it on youtube) The claims being that orgasms deplete serotonin leaving us with less available for release when it comes to other hedonic triggers such as eating, listening to music, the scent of a flower, and making love with a partner. The idea states that masturbation equates to forcing the release of the happy hormone serotonin. Avoiding doing so will lead to a deeper enjoyment of other fun things. 

I have a question. Me and Monkey masturbate together all the time. Does this count as making love? Sometimes we watch porn. Sometimes we gaze into each other’s eyes and sometimes I lie between his legs and lick his balls while he wanks his cock and I rub my pussy. Does this count as ‘fapping’? I don’t think there is a right or wrong answer here. Is it good? Is it bad? It certainly has no negative impact on my relationship and it definitely won’t make you go blind. I choose to embrace this simple pleasure. Grasp it with both hands if you will. 

Yesterday afternoon, when the sun was high in the sky, I had my lunch, a nap, a short masturbate and a long walk. All of which I thoroughly enjoyed. Would I have gleaned more enjoyment from my walk if I had missed out the pre-pedestrian play in my pants? I have no idea. let me know if you have any experience in this matter. I dont! I dont usually go more than a couple of days without giving myself an intimate massage.

I made a video as you may have guessed by the picture at the top of the post and if you fancy a wank to it You can find In Tents Afternoon on my ManyVids .Tell me how it goes! And if you have any experience with wank abstinence Id be very curious to hear about it!

Fucking in Tents

Mid afternoon on a weekday and the only thing separating our sex from passing outdoorsfolk was a couple of thin fabric layers. We caressed each other. My hands trailed over his chest and shoulders feeling his strength. My attention was drawn to his boxers.

I’m staring out of the window, drinking a gin and tonic, thinking about how great our holiday was. Beer would be more appropriate. Beer is what you drink when camping right? I do at least. Only a couple. There’s nothing worse than needing a wee in the night on a camping trip. For me it goes something like this.

Its dark. The parts of my body that are not under the duvet are cold (yes we bring a duvet camping). My breath condenses and adds vapor to the already wet microclimate of our little nylon bubble. Cold. I need to piss.
‘But your so cozy’ says the other me
‘Can’t you wait till morning?’
No I can’t I won’t be able to relax
‘I’m sure you could. The toilet block is so far away. Putting your shoes and coat on won’t be very relaxing either. Just stay here’
Shut up other me. I don’t want to fall asleep and piss myself. (Its never happened before but you never know)
‘You could go in a bush but once you’re out of the tent you might as well go to the toilet block and that’s sooo far away and its cold and you might as well just stay here. If you get up you will wake up monkey. You’ll probably need to pee again later, if you wait you will only need to go once’
I spend about half an hour debating with myself whether or not to get up and take a piss. I’m just about to start writing a list of pros and cons when I realize all this mental noise is keeping me awake. If I just get up and face the cold, I can shut up and go back to sleep.

Anyway I digress. That was the night time. The day time was beautiful, We went for long walks. We turned off our phones. We did gymnastics together. Specifically, Monkey taught me some yoga poses and I laughed at him attempting a cartwheel. There was time to breathe and think and appreciate what is important.

On the Thursday we went into London. I met some of monkeys relatives for the first time. They were so nice.

On the Wednesday we had sex in the tent and filmed it. Our sweaty, fabric love-cabin. It was great! We kissed sensually and took off each others clothes. In the cramped space the help was appreciated. As he unbuttoned my jeans and we tugged them down there was a tangible sense of mischief between us. We could hear hikers walking past on the path. Mid afternoon on a weekday and the only thing separating our sex from passing outdoorsfolk was a couple of thin fabric layers. We caressed each other. My hands trailed over his chest and shoulders feeling his strength. My attention was drawn to his boxers. I explored the contents with my hands and drew my face near to his hardening cock. I love the feel of it against my face. I especially love to rub my cheek against it with the soft jersey fabric between my skin and his. I like to feel it getting really hard and twitch a little. I pulled the elastic waistband causing his cock to spring out at me. Then I enjoyed caressing its length with my lips and cheeks and forehead keeping my mouth closed until it becomes too much for us both and I wrap my lips around it hungrily.

The rest of it, I don’t clearly recall. I know I came really hard. I know that we used our hands and mouths. And I know, the camera stopped recording part way through and there is a missing minute or so of footage. It just happens to be the part where I have an explosive and cathartic orgasm. You’ll just have to imagine that part. The rest you will be able to see at Makelovenotporn once we put it up. I’ll keep you posted when that will be.
I did find some amusement in the fact that our tent video, like a conventional porno, was missing a genuine female orgasm. Though for a different reason obviously.

The adventure continues. Today a campsite in Hampshire. Tomorrow, Hawaii.

Jerk Off Instruction: Competition Winner

Last week I appealed to you for some filth I Want Your Jerk Off Instruction Script and I couldn’t be happier with what you came up with. I got home from a wonderful holiday on Saturday. A holiday of walks in the woods, looking at ponies and making a sex video in the tent (more about that in my next post) to find an awesome jerk off instruction script for me to make into a ManyVids video. Its filthy. I mean it. Here’s a taster for you.


“Hello, my name is Tabby.”

“I’ve been summoned by your doctor because apparently you’ve been in this room for quite some time.”

“She thought that perhaps I could be of assistance.”

“Yes, I work right here in the hospital; I’m a Sperm Extraction Specialist.”

“It’s my job to work closely with you today to see that we get a good healthy sperm sample for the doctor.”


Can you guess where this goes? I bet you can’t. The author, Blue Rondo, has given me three different endings to choose from!

I’m looking forward to filming this. Its going to be around 10 minutes long. Its a lot of

to learn and I’m determined to do it justice! Stay tuned for updates. I’ll let you know when its ready to go up on ManyVids. I’ll probably release a snippet here and there beforehand too.

Thanks again Blue Rondo You have totally earned your copy of this video!

 

I Want Your Jerk Off Instruction Script

 

Have you written A JOI script? Do you fantasize about a pretty lady telling you how to stroke your cock? We can help each other!

Top 100
 I even got into the top 100 girls on ManyVids. That was cool.

When I stopped camming I transitioned into making custom adult videos pretty much full time. Many of which you can still find on Many Vids  If you dont want to see me naked dont click on that link!

Ive been doing some videos on Fiverr recently. Just little things, singing happy birthday in my undies for instance. It has reminded me how much I used to enjoy making them!

I want to make some more! I want to make a Jerk Off instruction Video in my underwear. Writers, perverts and penis owners, let me know what you want to hear me talk about. Very specifically! If I like your script I will make the video and you will get it for free! If I get several good scripts I will make several videos.

Monkey and I are off on a camping holiday until Mon 15th of May. Get your script sent to endlesshoneymoonblog@gmail.co.uk before then to be in with a pretty good chance (no poop, blood or other themes contrary to Many Vids terms of use. They’re pretty open minded so you’ll probs be ok)

 

 

Webcam modeling and MLNP

I wrote this blog post for MLNP (Make Love not Porn) in 2014. It talks about how my experience making videos for and otherwise being involved in the social sex revolution has helped me bring together my two personas, the cam-girl, on demand, adult entertainer and the florist, wife, highly sensitive, complex strong young woman. It has helped me feel more whole.

I first discovered webcam modelling about 4 years ago. My now husband, Monkey, introduced me to it. Heres a little background information about us. We met in a small, isolated community where everyone knows each other by name, gossip spreads rapidly and everyone knows each others business. Or so I thought. It can get lonely in the countryside but thanks to the wonders of the internet, all manner of social and sexual interactions are still available to us and monkey had been indulging in camsites and chatrooms for quite some time before I came on the scene. As we became closer, Monkey told me about these online experiences and all of a sudden the world felt so much smaller. I thought it was awesome.

Some readers will know what webcam modelling is, for those who don’t, it can be many things to many people but heres a basic rundown. Webcam Modelling is an interactive adult entertainment experience. The customer pays the model, usually by the minute, And the model helps the customer get off by talking and performing on her webcam from home. Sometimes the customer will want to see a models feet or underwear or various body parts. Sometimes the customer wants to discuss sexy fantasies or role play, Occasionally the customer will just want some company and a friendly chat, though more often than not (in my case) the customer wants a sexy lady to chat with and masturbate with.

I am not an exhibitionist, being watched does not get me off. But I really enjoy getting other people off and providing a good service. I think you might be able to see my personal dilemma beginning to emerge. Yes I do fake it, often but not always. I admit I am so busy trying to look pretty and read subtle cues from my customer that I struggle to get into it enough to have an orgasm. It can take me 20 minutes to cum even without trying to look pretty. My priority is to please my customers, what if they only want to spend 10 or 15 minutes with me? I draw on my my plentiful experience of actual orgasms and I present my best interpretation on demand.

In porn movies everyone knows the girls fake it. Its porn. But cam girls can be a grey area. Is it porn? I would love to be able to say yes cam modelling is all porn and it should be treated as such but its not that simple. Some models provide pure performance. Some models are true exhibitionists. For some its a mixture. But as far as I can tell, we all try to be seen as genuine.

Are we harmlessly indulging someones fantasy or perpetuating a lie that will only backfire on us. I love the slogan Pro sex pro porn pro knowing the difference but I’m right in the middle of it and I still struggle to know the difference sometimes.

Many cam models, myself included, make sexy videos to sell. The point of me writing this was to discuss how my MLNP videos differ from the ones I make as a cam girl. I got a little side tracked. Anyway here goes. When making a video as a cam girl my priority is to look sexy. When making a video for Monkey and Me and MLNP my priority is to feel sexy. If I look sexy too, that’s great, if not, never mind you can still see it. After having a positive response to my procrasturbation video, I have found it really gratifying to know people are enjoying the video as It expresses part of my sexuality. It expresses a part of me. My cam girl videos express the customers sexuality more than my own. As many people of note have said ‘Its better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for something you are not’ In my case It is better to be masturbated over for what you are than masturbated over for what you are not. (Though I’m still happy with either)

Find more musings from MLNP Stars on the MLNP Blog.

How to Ask a Woman If She Will Accept Money for Sex

I was asked if I would accept £200 for a ‘hug’ whilst at work the other day. Here’s what happened.

On Wednesday I was propositioned by an older chap. He came into the shop to order flowers for his wife for their 55th wedding anniversary. Pleasant enough bloke, if a little overbearing. Niceties continued beyond talk of his purchase. He told me that when he was younger he was a military man, he’d fought in Africa. He told me that his wife had many medical problems and that he had not touched a woman for twenty five years. I understand that human touch is valuable and I felt for him. He then confided that he had always wanted to marry a younger woman. His wife was 1 year younger than him. 79.

“I have a thing for little girls” He told me.

He was reminded of this whilst ‘looking down upon my chest’. I got the impression he meant petite women rather than ‘little girls’ though I barely noticed his distasteful terminology.

The next part is the good bit. He didn’t invite me out for a drink or offer to buy me lunch or ask for my phone number. He said…
“Would you accept £100 for a half hour hug”
I said no.
“£200?”
I said no.
Then we carried on discussing business and the delivery time of his flowers.

Above all else, I was impressed with how normal the interaction was. It wasn’t creepy. I said no and we moved on.

More interesting to me was the reaction of the people around me.

After he left. I asked one of my colleagues if she would think of me differently if I’d agreed to it.

“Of course I’d have set some rules, it would have to be in a hotel not his house and he would have to keep his clothes on” I joked. She was horrified.
“O my god! you actually considered it?” She replied.
I hadn’t even said yes and she was judging me.

I asked the same of another colleague and she said.
“No not really, I had a friend who was an escort”

Another colleague was freaked out that he was into ‘little girls’ above anything else.

When I phoned my husband at lunch break and told him I had been offered £200 for a hug, he asked…

“is that what your doing now?”

I erupted with laughter. Not sure if he was joking or not.

Note the wide variety of responses.

The thing to take away from this is that everyone has a different view regarding what is acceptable. Had I guessed my colleagues responses I would have been wrong on all counts. Some people may find hilarious what others may find abhorrent. What some may consider distasteful others may see a harmless way to make a living and there is no way to tell unless you ask.

So Here Is a rough guide.

How to ask a woman if she will accept money for sex.

(Please dont take this seriously)

Step one
After you find someone you would like to proposition. Start up a conversation being sure to mention your financial and past career success. (it helps if you approach her whilst in her place of work so she feels obliged to converse with you and cant run away)

Step two
Elicit pity. Physical contact with another human is a valuable thing. Let her know that it is lacking in your life and how much it used to mean to you. Try your best not to disrespect your wife in the process this way she will see you as a gentleman.

Step three
Let her know you find her attractive. Don’t mention her specifically but note a distinct physical characteristic such as her size, hair colour or accent and tell her that its a feature you find attractive.

Step four
The closer. DO NOT ever ask ‘will you accept money for sex’. Be specific about the money and vague about what is asked of her. This gives you room to negotiate what will happen in the encounter. It will also reduce the chance of you getting punched in the face. Using euphemisms such as ‘hug’ allows some degree of plausible deniability.

If she says no. Up your offer to your maximum budget. If she says no again say ‘ok’ and change the subject. You can ask her what her husband does for a living and if it pays well later in the conversation. (Yes that really did happen in my case) It will make her consider what the money would mean to her and her husband.

If she says yes. Give her your number and allow her to arrange the terms. Make sure she feels safe, pre-arrange boundaries. Make sure you are both clear with what will occur between you and never request more than what you agreed beforehand. If she changes her mind or at any point tells you she is uncomfortable with whats happening. Stop! Remember how lucky you are to have got to this point.

If she slaps you in the face. Apologize for offending her and leave.

If she calls the police. Remember that while prostitution is legal in the UK not everyone thinks it should be.

A CATI survey conducted in January 2008 on sex and exploitation revealed the following views on prostitution in the UK.

Paying for sex exploits women and should be a criminal offence: 44% of the total respondents agree
Paying for sex exploits women but should not be a criminal offence: 21% of the total respondents agree
Paying for sex does not exploit women and should not be a criminal offence: 17% of the total respondents agree
Paying for sex does not exploit women but should be a criminal offence: 8% of the total respondents agree

Check out the survey on sex and exploitation and you can figure out which demographics weigh most heavily. Quite fascinating. Based on that, you could probably affect your chances of a positive reaction. If you happen to be interested in an affluent 55-64 year olds, you are better placed to find someone who thinks paying for sex does not exploit women and should not be a criminal offence. However, they probably don’t need the money.

let me know what you think. Do you think prostitution should be illegal? Do you think it exploits women? How would you respond if someone offered you money for a ‘hug’?