Jerk-Off Instruction Instructions for the Jerk-Off Instructor

Tabby, how do I write and perform a great JOI I hear you ask. (I like to imagine you asking anyway) Blue Rondo has got you covered with this enlightening guest post.

Curious about how to make a jerk off instruction video? Wondering what makes a certain jerk off instruction script and performance so engaging? Blue Rondo has broken it down for us.

The performing artist of a strip tease does not take the stage fully naked, and neither -metaphorically speaking- should the instructor in that niche of naughty videos that has come to be so fondly known as Jerk-Off Instruction. The tease in JOI is akin to water for a thirsty plant; imagine a withered bough so replenished by a slow but steady and building downfall that it rises to become a thriving, firm, proud, and stalwart branch. Your job, my dear masturbatory maiden, is to water with words and thereby massage the mind of the unseen man before you in such a way as to move him to grip that branch by its thickening trunk. Therefore, begin slowly and make an eager pupil of him. Captivate him initially with the simple sight of your physical beauty, presented without hint of the overtly sexual. Your words should match the visual; innocent yet building a firm foundation for growth. They should tantalize, sending the imaginative mind in a variety of directions while the mystery of the journey lays firmly in your control.
Whatever story you tell, lines must be delivered convincingly and an at-first imperceptible transformation in you, the instructor, must take place. Your transformation will mirror your pupil’s arousal which is heightened by the perception that it is caused by the sight of his engorged member. Whereas initially you directed your eyes full-on into the lens, so as to establish an intimate connection, now you begin looking downward to create the sense that you are gazing upon the biggest, most incredible cock that you have ever seen -something you are powerless to resist. Absentmindedly running your wet tongue over your lips, and or giving your lower lip a lingering bite will enhance this effect. A widening of the eyes is usually ill-advised as it can border on the comical, and thus break the spell that you have so laborious cast on your willing apprentice. It certainly doesn’t hurt to make a complimentary comment if done so masterfully; a simple “Holy Fuck!” delivered almost under your breathe suffices. With such an utterance your speech can move into what is called “dirty talk.” Keep in mind that dirty talk is little more than a graphic detailed description of sex. Any writer worth her salt has imagery as a ready tool, and so should you.
Here’s where the irony of the situation often strikes one. You are called upon to instruct a man on the use of equipment which you yourself lack. While I would advise you to forge ahead undaunted, I would add that it does no harm to acquire some first-hand knowledge. Go forth fair instructor, and procure a man whose working parts you can closely inspect and repeatedly experiment with at your leisure. Make note of everything from the varying sensitivity of different regions of its shaft, to the consistency and volume of the precum produced at its tip, and the manner in which its scrotum reacts to temperature. Let the results of your quest be the basis for the specific instruction you will deliver as to how your pupil should handle his erection.
Visuals should now reflect the heightened sexual atmosphere you’ve so skillfully created. Not only may you seductively remove your clothing and even show off your most intimate parts, you may choose to masturbate, as well. Your mouth now spills the filthiest of language in commanding your pupil to wank for you while telling some salacious story -either real or manufactured- about your sluttiest behavior. When you’ve entered this realm your pupil should have long-since passed the stage of becoming aroused, and is now desperately gripping his throbbing member and edging in an ecstasy of agonizing pleasure. He desperately wants to orgasm at just the right moment, and it’s your job to help him know precisely when that moment is upon him. I can think of nothing more boring at this critical point in the JOI than the subject of mathematics. Yet it is this that the well-meaning teacher too-often introduces. It comes in the form of a countdown. When it begins the disappointed scholar sadly realizes that the most arousing dirty talk has already taken place, and he finds himself desperately endeavoring to salvage his suddenly shrinking manhood as the excruciatingly slow descent to zero ensues. Can you say “blue balls?” Allow me to suggest a more effective tact. As you approach the end of your JOI intensify your dirty talk. After all, if successful to this point, you’ve got a drooling raving beast at the other end about to shoot the mother of all loads. Coax it out of him. Let him know that he’s wanking for you and for you alone. Give him permission to squirt all that jizz you’ve stirred up in his balls anywhere on your body he’d like, but that you’d especially like to take it in your mouth so you can taste him. Pull him in even closer by giving him words to speak that include your name (i.e. “I wanna fuck your wet pussy, _____!”) Trust me; he’ll enthusiastically repeat your words verbatim. In fact, this technique can effectively be used -careful not to overdo it- throughout your video.
When the climactic moment arrives, explicitly tell your pupil to cum for you. Perhaps you’ve opened your mouth wide or held out your tongue for him. In any case, you’ll allow some cum-simulated saliva to escape to your lips, and maybe even drip down over your breasts as you talk about how delicious his hot cum feels. Know that although he has orgasmed, he’ll be pumping the last of his jizz out as he blindly reaches for his tissues, eyes still riveted to the angel who has so generously delivered sweet salvation to a man struggling to negotiate the stress of an ever-demanding existence.
A final word of advice: Let the only music on your JOI be the erotic music of your moans. Masturbation should be fun, go forth and make it so.

Blue Rondo